That's intense
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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