My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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