It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
