im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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