found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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