doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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