this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
