I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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