New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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