College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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