best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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