I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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