There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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