How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
