It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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