So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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