Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Randomize
