..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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