I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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