...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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