So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
