dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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