make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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