If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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