I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize