Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize