my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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