Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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