we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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