So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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