I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I would fuck him just for his dog
A bitchslap is in order.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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