is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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