It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
