bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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