Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
This toilet bowl is my home.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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