i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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