I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Welp...herpes.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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