The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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