It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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