I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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