Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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