YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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