Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
