You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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