I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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