well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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