I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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