Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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