Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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