who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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