Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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