Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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