I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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