talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
