That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize