I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
