Cold hands, warm shart.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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