The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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