i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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